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Guest Poetry: Mr ITryHard

I got my full party, aiming for a crazy winstreak We get in this demo lobby, and all the other players are weak Get our classes set up, ready to pwn some noobs We got our tryhard pants on, never … Continue reading

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Guest Poetry: lLarry lLegend (A Haiku)

A Haiku Ha, I’m a tryhard? So what does that make you sir? A trylose? You’re dumb. The simplest Haiku ever written, the dumbest Haiku ever written, to combat the dumbest insult/compliment one can recieve in CoD. – lLarry lLegend

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Guest Poetry: lLarry lLegend

You shot me, I dropped. You turned away, then stopped Paused, looked, did a double take. I was on the floor, still awake. In the blink of an eye. Shot you 4 times, Don’t cry! Keep your Marathon and Tac … Continue reading

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Guest Poetry: WoodysGamertag

Modern Warfare 2 is driving me insane My attempt to get around the corner was clearly in vane On my screen I made it to the safe zone But the kill cam clearly showed the pwn You think you’re the … Continue reading

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Guest Poetry: C4M4RO

Butcher has our back, he’s got that defense on lock There goes Camaro with those noobie Akimbo Glocks Onslaughts got the kills, its like fish in a barrel Mike is running around like a SuperCow thats feral Sonne has it … Continue reading

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